Auto Service Techs Needed / North Carolina

$5000 SIGNING

BONUS FOR EXPERIENCED TECHS SO

…why consider moving to

NORTH CAROLINA?

It's the last best place on earth! It's a place where Mayberry isn't just a fictional TV town. A place where the sign, "Gone Fishing" actually means something. A place where watermelon seed spitting is actually a competitive sport. A place where such legends as Michael Jordan, Kellie Pickler, Richard Petty, Nick Cannon, James Taylor, and Zach Galifianakis call home. A place where there are relatively few Californians…not that it's a bad thing…it's just 'a thing.' A place where pork shop sandwhiches are considered a delicacy. And last, but certainly not least,…Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. North Carolina has lots and lots of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. OK…the nitty-gritty: I'm not going to get too overly specific on location just yet. Let's just say I'm looking for experienced auto technicians that want to get out of the hustle-and-bustle of whatever miserable metro you are currently living in, and move to the great Krispy Kreme-eating, watermelon seed-spitting, clean air (unless you're near a chikcen house) state of North Carolina. YOU are my target audience! So, now that I have your attention, here is what I'm offering: $5000 signing bonus A generous moving allowance to help you move your very robust collection of tools and fishing gear. An honest flat rate salary of up to $50 per flat rate hour …depending on experience, certifications, etc. Paid holiday/time off. Because there is LOTS of great fishing and you're gunna want to fish! (plus, you'll need time off to eat doughnuts. They're that good.) 4-day work week for the right candidate. And the list goes on… Ready to call yourself a North Carolinian? Look, I'm not going to say North Carolina is all porkchop sandwhiches and doughnuts. But in all seriousness, this is a magical place for the right person. AND, if you are the right person, I want to help make this happen for you. Please send your resume ASAP. And let's take some time to eat some Krispy Kreme Doughnuts together! (figuratively, of course…I really just mean let's work together…but if Krispy Kreme is involved, I'm all in!) JsKYAuIKn1